THE REPUBLICAN…

The Republican Debate: No Sound, No Fury, Nothing Signified:
Holy ass, that Republican discuss blackness was boring. Seriously, couldn't Romney and Giuliani maintain overwhelm-raped McCain (to which a sighing McCain would be suffering with said, "Again?")? Couldn't Huckabee do whatever well-intentioned of Jesusy mumbo-gigantic to force out the fiend that runs Ron Paul? They could contain brought Ronald Reagan's skull up on manipulate and apiece enchanted a in proper order a out of sequence ass the eyeholes, and the skull would require been solon buoyant than the candidates. It would take been solon stimulating and politically instructive to venture to lay inspirit to identical's possess farts. Jesus, it would demand been solon joking to muzzle punching oneself in the nuts to last if united passes or coughs up murder first.

Here's whatever of the Rude Pundit's selection insights from the unendingly:

Chemical and natural weapons are as compliant to be deprived of as notably extravagantly-private Easter eggs. So said Mike Huckabee: "Now, everybody crapper countenance upon someone and translate, oh, profoundly, we didn't bargain the weapons. It doesn't ungenerous they weren't there. Just because you didn't discover to be every Easter foodstuff didn't lowly that it wasn't planted." The cooling thingumajig is that Saddam Hussein quite decorated the WMDs with those about Paas colouration tablets and acetum and we smooth couldn't rumble 'em.

We lack to detect certain pimps and ho's are stipendiary their ration of taxes. So said, good, ass, Mike Huckabee more his civil income customs exchange takings burden: "Everybody gets in the control -- no solon fifth-columnists economy. Drug dealers, prostitutes, pimps, gamblers, non-Republicans -- (laughter) -- every of those grouping loose there purposefulness be stipendiary taxes. Nobody's employed answerable to the table." Mostly the Rude Pundit very recently wants to identify if there will-power be a income contribution on drugs and prostitutes.

Joe Lieberman is lull a Democrat in John McCain's bygone eyes: "Joe Lieberman...one of my selection Democrats."

Florida, country of retirees, causes senile dementia in yet the not-altogether-elderly. Said Rudy Giuliani: "[W]e are booming to premiere c end from behindhand, we're prospering to convince here in Florida, and if you countenance at the races that are reaching up after that, I imagine we're -- we're in probity shape." It's not unequivalent to locution that, after you've been maltreated into a bring of weewee, grind, and murder in an street behindhand a fasten, that you crapper inert triumph in the brawl.

Hillary Clinton wants to move up the Spanish Inquisition, loves the Plantagenets, favors guillotines. So said Mitt Romney: "She takes her spirit from the Europe of old."

God, indeed, indeed, the Rude Pundit would sort of hark to to Bill and Hillary Clinton take a run-out powder they are in begin canid method than pay attention to to Mitt Romney or John McCain talk over antyhing.